via whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net

randomwalker23:

trueobsession:

ciuca:

longlivethequeen:

fuckyeahandysamberg:

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do; just follow these steps.

(via annahinks)

I love this more than I should!

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

who needs Santa???

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin’ real
Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart
Somethin’ special girl
It’s my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe

via www.questionablecontent.net

PWNED (el oh el)!

fyeahstarwars:

HAPPY WOOKIEE LIFE DAY! (aka the anniversary of the Star Wars Holiday Special)

randomwalker23:

watts: well, how do i look?

keith: you look good wearing my future…

fyeahstarwars:

Buy it here

somebody buy me this shirt for christmas, please?

infinitebutterflies:

fuckyeahmeninsuits:

sade:

UNF UNF UNF-times-a-millie

gleeeeeeee boys!

fyeahstarwars:

By James Hance

Acrylic on wood board, 24 x 24 $200

Like it? Buy it here from the artist.

sweethomestyle:

copperkitten:prettyworld:

will work for me perfectly